VJCO Chalet
Its really one chalet after another! But this time i came back as a casualty. I'm as RED as a lobster! Thanks to someone's suggestion of going wild wild wet at 12am (xiangle dont 冤枉 me i didnt suggest, i just seconded the idea hee hee..)
Lots of things again, but here's just the snippets:
Day 1 swimming
Getting Gang Raped
Getting Raped
The Stick Substitute
Bowling story:
1st game, still warming up (poses)
2nd game warmed up pose, on fire
Then kena strike
The smuge face after strike
But too bad i still won (: hee hee..
With some last minute lucky strike and the blessed 14lbs ball
Day 2 swimming/wild wild wet (BURNT)
Exhausted
Here's a teaser/trailer to The Chronicles of Cephia. Never stand behind her when bowling. You'll never know when the ball will roll back and hit you. Becareful of her cue stick when playing pool. You'll never know when it will hit you (or herself).
And of course, many thanks to the dear medic who injured his patient (: the toe and the rides cancel out the sleeping and blanket ok? PEACE hee hee..
I'm sooooorry
The WUSHI TOE HOLD
8:54 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
SYCO Chalet
Ok i know this was loooooong overdue, but please pardon me, as i have just recovered from a bad hangover haha. I feel like an ostrich now. I wanna bury my face underground! All you evil ppl out there trying to ruin my reputation with drunk and turkey videos! I only go two words for you all... hee hee..
Despite the lunatism i had fun when i was sober, although i remember snipets of what i did when i was in euphoria.
That included giving my bank account number and password to everyone, biting bottles and pillows, hugging medic's thighs and legs, eating jessly's drumstick-looking leg, stepping on someone's toe (im very sorry hee hee..) and several lmao quotes
"How come so fast? Jessly can adjust the subtitles slower?"
"Xiangle talk to me... hee hee... you're the medic... medic dont need sleep"
"Lemme tell you a secret... hee hee.. my parents.. hee hee.. said that.. hee hee.. i wont get drunk.. hee hee.."
Me and THE medic
The game that started it all (i was semi-sane already)
Love these ppl
The classic SYCO poses:
The scandals:
Scandal number 1 - D & T
Scandal number 2 - The pig1, the pig2 and the pig3 (not in picture)
Scandal number 3 - Sexy legs and sexy mama
Scandal number 4 - Junyuan and the unknown blanket
Scandal number 5 - Kenny and the pillow
I wish i can see these ppl everyday. Unfortunately i only get to see them once a week or once a year. Ok the lunatic is signing off!
Merry Christmas to all!
And to all a Good Night!
Medic doesnt need sleep
Take down my videos! Hee hee..
9:03 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
I'm not drunk
I need a medic
What time??!
Time to sleep
How do i begin
1:25 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
Joel is back from genting
I cant use words to describe how much fun i had! I LOVE you guys to pieces! More photos on facebook!
Lets do it again!
8:16 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
Bye people im off to Genting for 3 days (:
12:42 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
*************** aka
***************!!!!!!!!
8:06 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
Cockroach Hunt
Now i truly know why they never die after so many million years. Mum and i were chasing this super clever cockroach, and i really mean clever.
We (actually my mum, with a scream) found it near the refuse chute in the kitchen. So i went to see what happened. The cockroach was actually smart enough to scutter away, but not only that, it HID beneath one of the container/stand thingys, meaning it "stuck" to the "ceiling" of the bottom of the thingy.
So we were frantically using a stick to sweep the floor trying to see where it was, while it was secretly laughing at us (i would suppose so, if it could have to ability to laugh)
We finally managed to disturb its hiding place after vigourous shaking and beating everywhere we could and it ran for another shelter. Mum managed to step on it (for like 10 seconds) and the poor thing was dead....
So we thought
The bloody thing was ACTING dead! haha it was really clever man. I was telling my mum are you sure its dead? Then mum said yeah, its squashed and flat. Just as we were about to clear it, it "popped" up and tried to scatter away agian. But the poor thing got *SMACKED* a second time by the gigantic foot of mum.
She actually pitied the poor clever creature, saying its such a waste to kill this intelligent bug. So she hurriedly (in case it pops again) picked it up and threw it down the refuse chute. THE END
Haha the cockroach actually reminds me of wall-e squishing the cockroach
I didnt mean it
Becauseful oful ful
7:58 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
I love you james!!!
Haha finally something positive in my gloomy week! after 3 days of agonising praying he finally found a replacement! Geeeenting heeereee we cooooome!
I hope i can settle the other half on tuesday, then i'll be home free from any emotional burden! (:
Life's worth living after all (:
360 change
8:42 PM
JOEL the lunatic (:
,
Welcome to the most fucked up day of my life.
The window is open.
Period
Now i know/understand/empathize why people commit suicide
I seriously need a hug
7:35 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
A Day in Desaru
A nice break from work. Had a mini holday in malaysia on monday. I think i had more fun on the bus then on the itinerary (: hilarious time teaching melvin and rafiq how to play bridge for the first time.
Abg Idris and the Book
The no-neck, neck and more neck
Another one reading book
The sleeping beasts
The Pang
The roti-prata breakfast
The lobster lunch
The ostrich farm
We both dont dare to go too close
The forced-willingness to take photo so close
The fruit farm
The "We're Lost"
The secret garden lookalike
The random retard
The preparing-to-jump
The Jump!
The "We're Lost 2"
The moonlighter
The cute monkey
The Dare
Was a fun trip. Promted the few of us to plan for another one, but this time only the few of us and not such a _____ day.
Dear karen dedicated this to me haha thank you very much:
In other matters! JOEL, read the following inspirational quotes.. (and yes I still dislike such quotes, always thought they were mindless) BUT for joel's sake.."
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." ~Eddie Rickenbacker
In my other matters, my germany jacket is FINALLY HERE (: and no melvin rafiq aaron, its not fake haha i like ebay now (:
I'm fucking restless
PMS
6:27 AM
JOEL the lunatic (: