Seriously addicted to Jeff Dunham the Ventriloquist. Its like another Russell Peters craze for me. Here are some of the popular ones that i thought i should share. Seriously damn funny.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist. 56 million view!
Walter. Part 2 and 3 can be viewed from here as well.
Peanut. Part 2 and 3 can be viewed from here as well.
Went out with the 3 Js. Suppose to watch the Dark Knight. I was 2 hours late. Suppose to meet at 7 but i reached orchard at like 9 haha. Think Jonathan and James were starving when i got there. I have to get rid of this bad habit of being late for everything everytime. Poor Jon is botak once again cause the NPCO squad was forced to cut once again just because they're still trainees.
Retard once again
The Emo Kids:
The Nike, The Converse and The Unknown
8:25 PM
JOEL the lunatic (:
Fucked up la! Go and die please. I hate you. Stop making my life so miserable. I didnt mean to be rude to you, but please stop adding on to my troubles. The whole world doesnt revolve around you. Get a brain please. It should be cheap considering the size of your head.
8:29 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
Ok i know its been a long time. But i've been really busy these past 2 weeks. When i come home everyday i'm always so zonked out. The band's going to Edinburgh, UK next thursday, so all hell broke loose the past 2 weeks. Lotsa things to pack for them.
Anyway i'm finally over it, thanks alot to my 2 best friends (:
Lol i couldnt resist the temptation of putting retarded photos (: dont kill me
Im just over but not forgetting it. You'll still and always be the first.
Anyway here are some damn cool guitar playing that i came across. Only one word to describe. IMBA
Ok this one's not related, but i just thought it was very cute haha. Super cute at 1:01
12:15 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
I dont know why but nowadays i always wake up with a headache. Its very irritating when the whole day is affected by the stupid headache.
Anyway finished my performance this morning. Lucky didnt screw it up still not good anyway. What can i expect from 2 days of practice anyway. So here it is, me playing Vittorio Monti's Czardas on xylophone, vibraphone and glockenspiel
7:26 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
Seriously crazy week this week. DAMN alot of things happening. DAMN stressed. Going to OPA and working late on monday and wednesday until 10pm. Tomorrow's the 132 Fit Intake Enlistment with my bloody solo. Wednesday is the Police HQ rehearsal. Saturday and Sunday totally burnt. DAMN sad, need to work on sat for extra duties, and sunday need to go kranji turf club for performance. What a hell of a week man.
Seriously damn restless and frustrated for this week so if i appear irritated at you please understand. I'll be normal once again after this phase has passed.
9:00 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
I wanna get fat! Haha been trying for 7 years and nothings been working. Let thy count thee ways thou hast tried.
- Eat MacDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 1 month straight?
Been There, Done That
Verdict: Failed
- Go Western Doctor to get check up if theres any worms or anything?
Been There, Done That
Verdict: Perfect health, extremely high metabolism
- Go Chinese Sensei for a disgusting herbal concoction
Been There, Done That
Verdict: Failed with an additional dislike for chinese medicine
- Spend hundreds of dollars buying protein and weight gainer powder
Been There, Drank That
Verdict: Failed with a significant deduction in assets
My body sucks la haha. If I can extract the genes controlling my metabolism and produce it in consumable pill forms and sell to people (especially girls), I'll be a billionaire lol. Eat as much as you want and not gain a single KG. Which girl wouldnt want that right (:
Anyway Im always glad its weekend. Time for me to catch me breath. Went out with James last night. That someone was suppose to have 2 free movie tickets that we can use to watch, but that someone conveniently forgot that his tickets were usable in Cathay only haha. So we ended up wasting our time meeting in Marina and went to The Cathay.
But then, we forgot to check the movie timings before we went there. So we missed the movie at 930 and the next one was at midnight lol. In the end we gave up and went to our usual haunting for watching movies, at PS GV.
Had 1 hour to kill before the movie started so slacked at MacCafe and took artistic shots haha
Watched Hancock. I didnt expect it to be so action packed. Although a bit too action packed for James. Someone claimed that the camera was shaking too much haha but i thought it was ok. Maybe you were thinking too much /brows haha. Or maybe its because after the bloody idiotic movie Cloverfield, every other shaky movie would be a mild roller coaster ride for me haha.
Joel is a Bilingual Boy
with Bilateral relations
with his Binoculars
-James ChinOOOOOO
Suppose to eat supper, but someone couldnt even walk straight anymore haha so James went home leaving me stranded. Why stranded? Because i forgot to top up my ezlink card and someone forgot to remind me haha. It was already 130am, and all the MRT stations were already locked up.
Lucky i remembered that 7/11 can top up ezlink cards. I had exactly $10.15 in my wallet, and when the guy pressed the cash register for $10.30 i was literally like this o.O' haha. I asked if i could use nets but cannot. Then i told him i only had $10.15, then he said never mind. What a kind soul haha i would have gotten his name if i wasnt too embarrassed holding up the line.
Anyway James thank you a gazillion times over for the pictures you took in camp (: go and take more ok?
Ignorance is bliss
Being ignored is not
12:13 AM
JOEL the lunatic (:
OK so I havent been blogging regularly since. Really busy this week. The band is preparing to go Edinburgh so theres lots of stuff to prepare for them, and as usual the NS guys are always at their disposal to do manual labour.
NS boys hard at work. The blank space suppose to be me haha but too embarrassed to put one where i actually stood there and do the pull up pants thingy. Retarded man (:
Im suppose to perform Czardas for the 132 Fit Intake NS enlistment next tuesday and I only knew like yesterday. Lol it'll take a miracle for me to learn a grade 8 percussion piece in 2 days for the performance. Legs like jelly when i went home today due to standing the entire day practicing on the xylophone and vibraphone. This is roughly what im suppose to play. Should let it load and start from 2:30
I like being busy. Kepps my mind active, so i wont be busy thinking about other stuffs. I managed to not think about whatever for the past few days. Maybe its because im just too tired when im at work or something.
In any case, i hope i'll get to do whatever i need to do this weekend. Reminds me of Friends where a closure was given at i dunno which episode haha. Speaking of tv series, i lost my 大长今 last disc! Damn sad, i watch watch all the way until the last disc when i discovered it was gone and left me hanging there! Any kind soul out there who got the dvd can lend me the last 7 episodes???
6:51 AM
JOEL the lunatic (: