Now i truly know why they never die after so many million years. Mum and i were chasing this super clever cockroach, and i really mean clever.
We (actually my mum, with a scream) found it near the refuse chute in the kitchen. So i went to see what happened. The cockroach was actually smart enough to scutter away, but not only that, it HID beneath one of the container/stand thingys, meaning it "stuck" to the "ceiling" of the bottom of the thingy.
So we were frantically using a stick to sweep the floor trying to see where it was, while it was secretly laughing at us (i would suppose so, if it could have to ability to laugh)
We finally managed to disturb its hiding place after vigourous shaking and beating everywhere we could and it ran for another shelter. Mum managed to step on it (for like 10 seconds) and the poor thing was dead....
So we thought
The bloody thing was ACTING dead! haha it was really clever man. I was telling my mum are you sure its dead? Then mum said yeah, its squashed and flat. Just as we were about to clear it, it "popped" up and tried to scatter away agian. But the poor thing got *SMACKED* a second time by the gigantic foot of mum.
She actually pitied the poor clever creature, saying its such a waste to kill this intelligent bug. So she hurriedly (in case it pops again) picked it up and threw it down the refuse chute. THE END
Haha the cockroach actually reminds me of wall-e squishing the cockroach